“I’d Love to Be a Morning Person… If Mornings Didn’t Happen So Early” ☕⏰💤
$10.99
Rise and whine, baby. This mug is for the not-so-early birds who greet the sunrise with side-eye and a serious need for caffeine. It's your daily dose of honesty, sarcasm, and just enough sass to survive that first soul-crushing meeting of the day.
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴
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Rise and whine, baby. This mug is for the not-so-early birds who greet the sunrise with side-eye and a serious need for caffeine. It's your daily dose of honesty, sarcasm, and just enough sass to survive that first soul-crushing meeting of the day.
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴
Rise and whine, baby. This mug is for the not-so-early birds who greet the sunrise with side-eye and a serious need for caffeine. It's your daily dose of honesty, sarcasm, and just enough sass to survive that first soul-crushing meeting of the day.
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴
Perfect for those who believe in slow mornings, strong coffee, and hitting snooze at least three times, this mug understands that mornings are a social construct—and a cruel one at that.
🔹 Ceramic, cozy, and coffee-ready
🔹 Microwave & dishwasher safe, unlike your mood before 10 AM
🔹 Pairs well with oversized hoodies and general reluctance
Because you could be a morning person… but let’s not lie to ourselves. 😴